Not My Pasture Not My Bullshit Highland Cow Journal – Funny Sarcastic Cow Spiral Notebook, Country Girl & Cow Lover Gift

Not my pasture. Not my bullshit. 🐮😎

When the drama isn't yours, sometimes the best thing you can do is put on your sunglasses, grab your coffee, and stay on your side of the fence.

This funny Highland cow spiral journal features a shaggy Highland cow wearing sunglasses and a leopard-print bandana, surrounded by rustic fencing, sunflowers and vintage farmhouse details. The bold “Not My Pasture – Not My Bullshit” message makes it the perfect notebook for anyone with a sense of humor and a healthy appreciation for minding their own business.

Use it for everyday notes, lists, work notes, journaling, reminders, brilliant ideas—or writing down the nonsense you absolutely refuse to get involved in.

A fun gift for Highland cow lovers, country girls, farmers, coworkers, friends, moms, sarcastic women, and anyone who's gotten really good at saying, “That's not my problem.”

Journal Details: 6" × 8" spiral notebook • 120 pages • 90gsm paper • 350gsm cover • ruled or graph paper options • inside back pocket.