Not My Pasture Not My Bullshit Highland Cow Journal – Funny Sarcastic Spiral Notebook, Cow Lover Gift, Farmhouse Journal

Not my pasture. Not my bullshit. Sometimes knowing what isn’t your problem is the beginning of a very peaceful day. 😂

This funny Highland cow spiral journal pairs a beautifully detailed vintage cow illustration with a little attitude. Dressed in her floral hat and enjoying a proper cup of tea, this Highland lady looks completely prepared to mind her own business—and encourages you to do the same.

Perfect for writing down daily thoughts, work notes, to-do lists, reminders, journaling, or all the nonsense you need to get out of your head without actually getting involved.

The vintage farmhouse and cottagecore-inspired artwork makes this a fun gift for Highland cow lovers, coworkers, friends, moms, farmers, sarcastic women, journal lovers, and anyone learning the fine art of boundaries.

Journal Details: 6" × 8" spiral notebook • 120 pages • 90gsm paper • 350gsm cover • ruled or graph paper options • inside back pocket.